Vabtunlad is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, resourceful rat.

Vabtunlad created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabtunlad, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vabtunlad, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Vabtunlad's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Vabtunlad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans in need.

2. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Vabtunlad in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never hop in the presence of squirrels.

5. Run away if three tortoises approach from the north.