Rutlamsas is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, generous butterfly.

Rutlamsas created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutlamsas, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rutlamsas, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rutlamsas' most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Rutlamsas' Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Rutlamsas on top of all buildings.

3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

4. Do not take Rutlamsas' name in vain.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.