Davlitsit is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, blissful rat.

Davlitsit created the planet Mars four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davlitsit, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Davlitsit, she will remove you from existence.

Davlitsit's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Davlitsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not take Davlitsit's name in vain.