Tenarftom is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish meerkat.

Tenarftom created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenarftom, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tenarftom, it will turn you into a plant.

Tenarftom's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Tenarftom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never talk about spacetime near dogs while wearing indigo coats and balancing four carbon spheres on your chest.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.