Xinmabban is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, smart parrot.

Xinmabban created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xinmabban, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Xinmabban, she will manifest in front of you.

Xinmabban's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Xinmabban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Xinmabban must be the most important thing in your life.