Sagbogrig Vogratbed Dobbushot is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omniscient finch.

Sagbogrig Vogratbed Dobbushot created the universe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sagbogrig Vogratbed Dobbushot, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sagbogrig Vogratbed Dobbushot, it will laugh at you.

Sagbogrig Vogratbed Dobbushot's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Sagbogrig Vogratbed Dobbushot's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sagbogrig Vogratbed Dobbushot.

3. Never leap near horses.

4. Sagbogrig Vogratbed Dobbushot loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink alcohol.