Mapmoblap is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, proud eagle.

Mapmoblap created matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mapmoblap, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mapmoblap, he will turn you into a mouse.

Mapmoblap's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Mapmoblap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of grapes to sharks while wearing turquoise stockings.

2. Always help sick great tits.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

4. Always look after injured squirrels.

5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Mapmoblap in the centre of the settlement.