Tailfabsis is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, all-knowing warg.

Tailfabsis created energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailfabsis, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tailfabsis, she will turn you into a frog.

Tailfabsis' most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Tailfabsis' Holy Commandments

1. Voles are not to be trusted.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not dye your hair turquoise.