Wikbemsig is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, tranquil alligator.

Wikbemsig created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.

If you believe in Wikbemsig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wikbemsig, he will strike you with lightening.

Wikbemsig's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Wikbemsig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Wikbemsig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never hurt badgers.

4. Hide from gray geese for they are unholy.

5. Never eat green fruit.
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