Negveengub is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, amazing centaur.

Negveengub created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Negveengub, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Negveengub, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Negveengub's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Negveengub's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Negveengub.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near grasshopers while wearing indigo shorts and balancing nine lead spheres on your arms.