Negveengub is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, amazing
centaur.
Negveengub created Asia six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Negveengub, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Negveengub, he will attempt to scare you with hail.
Negveengub's most sacred site is Yongding in China.
Negveengub's Holy Commandments1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Never think about gravity.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Negveengub.
5. Never think about thermodynamics near grasshopers while wearing indigo shorts and balancing nine lead spheres on your arms.