Yatt Rotzodlegwip is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, omnipotent alligator.

Yatt Rotzodlegwip created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatt Rotzodlegwip, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yatt Rotzodlegwip, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Yatt Rotzodlegwip's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Yatt Rotzodlegwip's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never think about enzymes.

3. Hide if eight seals approach from the south.

4. Do not speak about peas.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.