Rutruttquim is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, omnipotent tortoise.

Rutruttquim created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutruttquim, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Rutruttquim, it will cry a lot.

Rutruttquim's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Rutruttquim's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Run away if nine ducks approach from the east.

3. Always help aardvarks in need.

4. Retreat if three snakes approach from the south.

5. Never sit in the presence of voles.