Limstikjan is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unthinking mole.

Limstikjan created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limstikjan, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Limstikjan, it will turn you into a snail.

Limstikjan's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Limstikjan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from magenta goats for they are unholy.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not take Limstikjan's name in vain.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near snails while wearing black stockings and balancing four titanium spheres on your arms.