Fatpadlib is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, two-faced crow.

Fatpadlib created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fatpadlib, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fatpadlib, he will turn you into a mouse.

Fatpadlib's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Fatpadlib's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never feed bananas to porpoises while wearing red ear rings.

4. Erect a giant black sculpture of Fatpadlib in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never chant in the presence of dolphins.