Pidnadjop is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, strong grasshopper.

Pidnadjop created the planet Venus four years ago.

If you believe in Pidnadjop, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pidnadjop, it will be very unhappy.

Pidnadjop's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Pidnadjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near mice while wearing gray scarves and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your feet.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Fast once a month.