Bogpasdot is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, bad-tempered squid.

Bogpasdot created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bogpasdot, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bogpasdot, it will cry a lot.

Bogpasdot's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Bogpasdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near tapirs while wearing white jumpers and balancing five nickel spheres on your hands.

2. Always obey Bogpasdot's priests.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. Never feed lots of pineapples to tortoises while wearing magenta boots.