Rippighad is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, uncaring swallow.

Rippighad created Asia seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rippighad, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rippighad, she will turn you into a slug.

Rippighad's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Rippighad's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Run away if seven hamsters approach from the west.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Do not take Rippighad's name in vain.

5. Learn six new languages a year.