Cendibbig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, duplicitous clam.

Cendibbig created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Cendibbig, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cendibbig, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cendibbig's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Cendibbig's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Cendibbig.

2. Hide if six moths approach from the south.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never chant in the presence of pigs.

5. Do not make images of living things.