Butxemlarp is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, all-knowing wren.

Butxemlarp created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Butxemlarp, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Butxemlarp, he will turn you into a slug.

Butxemlarp's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Butxemlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Do not kill monkeys.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never wear corsets.