Botligrowced is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, grumpy jaguar.

Botligrowced created vertebrates six million years ago.

If you believe in Botligrowced, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Botligrowced, he will turn you into a sheep.

Botligrowced's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Botligrowced's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near bats while wearing pink shirts and balancing five lead spheres on your hands.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Hide if six moths approach from the east.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Frogs are not to be trusted.