Nillwabbag Benbotpon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, ruthless goose.

Nillwabbag Benbotpon created the solar system two million years ago.

If you believe in Nillwabbag Benbotpon, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nillwabbag Benbotpon, it will throw large rocks at you.

Nillwabbag Benbotpon's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Nillwabbag Benbotpon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Nillwabbag Benbotpon's name in vain.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nillwabbag Benbotpon.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.