Begxinxin is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, resourceful dog.

Begxinxin created Europe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Begxinxin, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Begxinxin, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Begxinxin's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Begxinxin's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Begxinxin's priests.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

5. You must love Begxinxin.