Dubtinsand is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, merciful duck.

Dubtinsand created silver five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubtinsand, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dubtinsand, she will laugh at you.

Dubtinsand's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Dubtinsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.