Xinvencuss is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish ant.

Xinvencuss created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xinvencuss, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Xinvencuss, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Xinvencuss' most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Xinvencuss' Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Xinvencuss loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

4. Never paint your hands violet.

5. Do not listen to music.