Arplarnrow is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, prudent ferret.

Arplarnrow created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Arplarnrow, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Arplarnrow, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Arplarnrow's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Arplarnrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chromosomes.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Arplarnrow.

5. Always stare at clouds.