Quimdodarn is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, benevolent hydra.

Quimdodarn created life four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimdodarn, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Quimdodarn, it will make you grow a tail.

Quimdodarn's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Quimdodarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Quimdodarn on top of all buildings.

3. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.