Taldutdumtan is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, conceited mink.

Taldutdumtan created vertebrates nine million years ago.

If you believe in Taldutdumtan, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Taldutdumtan, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Taldutdumtan's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Taldutdumtan's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Never wear magenta hats.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Put Taldutdumtan first in all things.

5. Always stare at clouds.