Nulvonknart is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-powerful mouse.

Nulvonknart created the Sun eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulvonknart, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nulvonknart, he will throw large rocks at you.

Nulvonknart's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Nulvonknart's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nulvonknart.

2. Erect six titanium sculptures of Nulvonknart on top of important buildings.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Never eat green fruit.