Fudcitgut Kemstigpad is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, merciful hummingbird.

Fudcitgut Kemstigpad created the Sombrero Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudcitgut Kemstigpad, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fudcitgut Kemstigpad, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Fudcitgut Kemstigpad's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Fudcitgut Kemstigpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.