Ragwigster is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, wise fish.

Ragwigster created gold eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragwigster, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ragwigster, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Ragwigster's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Ragwigster's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism.

2. Erect nine silicon sculptures of Ragwigster on top of important buildings.

3. Never talk about dark matter near birds while wearing gray boots.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never write about optics.