Cibyamjig is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, strong toad.

Cibyamjig created viruses three million years ago.

If you believe in Cibyamjig, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cibyamjig, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cibyamjig's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Cibyamjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.