Latpassag is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, wise lion.

Latpassag created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Latpassag, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Latpassag, it will turn you into a plant.

Latpassag's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Latpassag's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always wear gray.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never hurt snails.

5. Always look after injured eagles.