Luntipstig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, bad-tempered lizard.

Luntipstig created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Luntipstig, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Luntipstig, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Luntipstig's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Luntipstig's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never sprint in holy places.

4. Never wear yellow stockings.

5. Do not covet oxen.