Vagwapnul is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, duplicitous armadillo.

Vagwapnul created Europe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagwapnul, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vagwapnul, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Vagwapnul's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Vagwapnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of eagles.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never pour water over plants.