Wotyimsand is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, benevolent toad.

Wotyimsand created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotyimsand, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wotyimsand, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Wotyimsand's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Wotyimsand's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Wotyimsand.

2. Never feed lots of parsnips to eagles while wearing magenta ear rings.

3. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Wotyimsand in the centre of the settlement.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Wotyimsand on top of all buildings.