Gubfommobwabwigquat is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, contented sheep.

Gubfommobwabwigquat created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubfommobwabwigquat, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gubfommobwabwigquat, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gubfommobwabwigquat's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Gubfommobwabwigquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity near gulls while wearing white skirts and balancing eight gold spheres on your face.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Put Gubfommobwabwigquat first in all things.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never think about cell theory.