Ciptalmut is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, loving cat.

Ciptalmut created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ciptalmut, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ciptalmut, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Ciptalmut's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Ciptalmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick bats.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Always help nematodes.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not eat spinach.