Tanwodmid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, unfair dragonfly.

Tanwodmid created Africa four million years ago.

If you believe in Tanwodmid, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tanwodmid, it will turn you into a worm.

Tanwodmid's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Tanwodmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not dye your hair mauve.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not covet oxen.