Flissafgeb is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, resourceful yak.

Flissafgeb created an up quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flissafgeb, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Flissafgeb, he will ignore you.

Flissafgeb's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Flissafgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

2. Always help sick capybaras.

3. Never feed lentils to geese while wearing purple boots.

4. Flissafgeb loves pigs, so they must be respected.

5. Never write about stars.