Megquimhas is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish swallow.

Megquimhas created water eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megquimhas, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Megquimhas, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Megquimhas' most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Megquimhas' Holy Commandments

1. Erect four lead sculptures of Megquimhas on top of important buildings.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always look after injured rats.

4. Do not speak about tomatoes.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.