Wankanjad Gombitjap is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, clever spider.

Wankanjad Gombitjap created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wankanjad Gombitjap, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wankanjad Gombitjap, it will refuse to believe in you.

Wankanjad Gombitjap's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Wankanjad Gombitjap's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention badgers.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always look after injured monkeys.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wankanjad Gombitjap.

5. Always pray immersed in water.