Faskad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, resourceful jellyfish.

Faskad created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Faskad, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Faskad, it will be very unhappy.

Faskad's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Faskad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always look after injured sheep.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. You must love Faskad.