Parkweeflan is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, wise hamster.

Parkweeflan created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Parkweeflan, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Parkweeflan, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Parkweeflan's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Parkweeflan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from gray geese for they are unholy.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Parkweeflan.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not shave your back.