Cunladjen is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, merciful wyrm.

Cunladjen created dark matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunladjen, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cunladjen, it will destroy your favourite star.

Cunladjen's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Cunladjen's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven frogs approach from the east.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never paint your chest pink.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.