Sablikkan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, deceitful goblin.

Sablikkan created tapeworms four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sablikkan, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sablikkan, he will have a low opinion of you.

Sablikkan's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Sablikkan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help porpoises.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never chant in holy places.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near horses while wearing blue corsets and balancing nine silicon spheres on your chest.