Rotquillbop is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, dishonest crane.

Rotquillbop created parasitic wasps nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotquillbop, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rotquillbop, it will not care at all.

Rotquillbop's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Rotquillbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

3. Never think about spacetime near snakes while wearing purple shorts and balancing eight iron spheres on your legs.

4. Great tits are not to be trusted.

5. Never wear pink trousers.