Wabviglarp is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, thoughtless scorpion.

Wabviglarp created the Sombrero Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabviglarp, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wabviglarp, she will strike you with lightening.

Wabviglarp's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Wabviglarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wabviglarp.

4. Do not dye your hair magenta.

5. Wabviglarp loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.