Higloopfub Badvolwod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, wise donkey.

Higloopfub Badvolwod created an up quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Higloopfub Badvolwod, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Higloopfub Badvolwod, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Higloopfub Badvolwod's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Higloopfub Badvolwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt whales.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always look after injured aardvarks.

4. Never think about dark energy.

5. Respect your elders.