Nansatteen is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, passionate ant.

Nansatteen created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nansatteen, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nansatteen, she will turn you into a snail.

Nansatteen's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Nansatteen's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near hamsters while wearing red ear rings and balancing three carbon spheres on your neck.