Zedflisbom is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, compassionate warg.

Zedflisbom created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedflisbom, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zedflisbom, it will turn you into a duck.

Zedflisbom's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Zedflisbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.