Hakfud is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, impressive crocodile.

Hakfud created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Hakfud, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hakfud, she will turn you into a plant.

Hakfud's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Hakfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Always help foxes in need.