Donstangep is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, cheerful tortoise.

Donstangep created the solar system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donstangep, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Donstangep, it will be mildly annoyed.

Donstangep's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Donstangep's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never wear jumpers.