Pagarpceb Listcedvag is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unselfish wolf.

Pagarpceb Listcedvag created light five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagarpceb Listcedvag, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pagarpceb Listcedvag, she will turn you into a snail.

Pagarpceb Listcedvag's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Pagarpceb Listcedvag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Learn seven new languages a year.

4. Never run near foxes.

5. Do not drink alcohol.