Betgomcib is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, effective guinea pig.

Betgomcib created bats three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Betgomcib, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Betgomcib, it will refuse to believe in you.

Betgomcib's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Betgomcib's Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Betgomcib must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Run away from blue tapirs, for they are unholy.

5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.