Dub is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, slow chinchilla.

Dub created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dub, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dub, she will boil you in a big pot.

Dub's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Dub's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in holy places.

2. Hide if four badgers approach from the north.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Never paint your feet blue.

5. Always stare at clouds.